Season 1
- 1There's Gonna Be...a War7 Jun 2005
- 2She's Like School in Summer...No Class14 Jun 2005
- 3Dog Day Afternoon (and Morning, Too)28 Jun 2005
- 4Did You Just Pick Something Off the Pizza?5 Jul 2005
Two contestants start new entry-level jobs on the exact same morning, with a single, bizarre objective: get fired as close to 3:00 p.m. as possible without directly asking to be terminated, breaking laws, or breaking character.