Season 1
- 1Close Encounter15 Jul 1991
- 2The End22 Jul 1991
- 3The Tramp Who Never Was29 Jul 1991
- 4Sweet Charity5 Aug 1991
- 5Lilac Time12 Aug 1991
- 6The Other Man's Grass19 Aug 1991
Cannon and Ball star as security guards Trevor and Bernard at the Margaret Thatcher Plaza shopping centre Trevor Purvis and his senior, Bernard Cooney, are security guards at the Margaret Thatcher Plaza shopping precinct. Whilst Bernard is eager to just get on and get the shift completed, Purvis is a little more casual with his use of company time.