Season 1
- 1The Last Precinct26 Jan 1986
- 2The Gorilla-Gram11 Apr 1986
- 3Mr. Cool18 Apr 1986
- 4I Want My Mummy25 Apr 1986
- 5Never Cross a Vampire2 May 1986
- 6A Ghost of a Chance9 May 1986
- 7Toehold16 May 1986
- 8Three Ring Circus30 May 1986
In this chronically underrated police spoof, the department decides to put all their weirdos and freaks in one precinct. There's guy who likes to dress up like Elvis so they call him King, Mel, a sexy woman who used to be a man, and Alphabet, an extremely naive and stupid policeman from India.